伯爵の猫的博客

2009-6-28 1:07:59 阅读30 评论1 282009/06 June28

look where this had led me to, oh gosh im so stupid, i deeply know "anger does no good", but everytime i fuck myself(or somebody else) up after i lost my temper, it does no good to me, it loses my value, fuck fuck fuck!!! i just lost it, goddamn!!! maybe i do need a bottle when im about to lose it, then i put a chocolate ball in it, some say it helps, but seriously who's lame like that? this ain't good, how am i gonna do deal with it? tough shit man, hope i can survive...

作者 | 2009-6-28 1:07:59 | 阅读(30) |评论(1) | 阅读全文>>

罗京之死与喜剧大国

2009-6-13 23:54:24 阅读21 评论1 132009/06 June13

1、罗京播新闻联播，我倒不觉得要怎么谴责，他不做有别人做，总有一个罗京在那里念假新闻，不看就行了，再说，他也死了，无法继续播音。倒是罗京死后，似乎要享受哀荣，这就有点莫名其妙了。你都用饭否、twitter了，怎么还会留恋有声的谎言？

2、有人说罗京至少敬业，播音水平高，所以死了要感动一下。那么，纳粹集中营里的杀手，敬业且高水准地杀人，还能把人皮做成漂亮的灯罩，他们死了，你岂不是要感动两下？

3、有个地方，许多人依然认同只要有繁荣，屠杀也可以原谅，竟然争先恐后为一个新闻联播的播音员的死去而伤感流泪，这不是性格分裂是什么？这不是矫情是什么？那些流的泪不是脑子里的水又是什么？

4、赞同这个态度：不用庆贺，不配哀荣。珍惜你的眼泪。

5、中国的好处就是从来不缺死亡事件让人感叹一番生命易逝，如果你不曾为那些死去的矿工落过泪，没为那些屈死的冤魂落过泪，没为这一两天成都与重庆的死难者落过泪，罗京一死，你反而泪汪汪地说，生命好脆弱。这就是虚伪。

6、当鼓励哭的时候，他一定青衫尽湿，说些宽容呀、人道呀、生命呀、死者为大呀；当不许哭的时候，他一定会板着一副脸孔，说我不关心政治，说要往前看，说死者难道没有错吗？说我看腻了。连哭都哭得这么投机。真不愧是一个喜剧大国。

7、有好几人拿罗京与《朗读者》的主人公对比，问我罗京有无无辜的地方。如果他站在审判席上，那要看到他无辜的地方，为他争权利。现在他做为”国脸“、”国声“站在高高的受奖台上，此时就要看到他的恶，以还原一个真相。——千万别辜负了《朗读者》这部好作品。

8、也有一些人说罗京死了，连岳你的议论对死者不敬。我从来不认为死者不可议论，议论死者，让他得到真实的身份，这才是生者应该做的，阿谀奉承死者才是侮辱死者与生者。

9、来句煽情的：在永恒的时间长河里，谁不是”螳臂挡车的歹徒“呢？

转自-连岳的第八大洲: http://www.lianyue.net/blogs/rosu/archives/133845.aspx

作者 | 2009-6-13 23:54:24 | 阅读(21) |评论(1) | 阅读全文>>

Dr. West

2009-5-26 4:04:36 阅读59 评论0 262009/05 May26

Dr. West: morning marshall.

Eminem: morning doc.

Dr. West: so what is it judging you today? how are you feeling?

Eminem: eh, anxious.

Dr. West: anxiety.

Eminem: well, anxious to get home, anxious to get back into the world, nervous.

Dr. West: nervous? come on marshall, you've been born out, sounded like a bit of baby, you can do this. you found the sponsor yet?

Eminem: hmm not yet, but I mean when i get back...

Dr. West: well, you will find what you find, when you are done you are done.

Eminem: well yeah i mean I gotta start going to meetings first and... wait, what?

Dr. West: well i mean you don't absolutely have to go to meetings, it's not like a requirement if they fittn't your scheduals, i know you are a busy person.

Eminem: yeah but i thought spreading is the most important thing...

Dr. West: so what else you thinking?

Eminem: em i know i gotta start practicing the steps and i mean learn them and start being able to apply...

Dr. West: steps, there's a lot among them

Eminem: well 12...

Dr. West: christ i don't even know them all

Eminem: really?

Dr. West: anything else?

Eminem: em well i mean the only question i have is like what i do if found myself in the situation where somebody is drinking around me or something like that, and i'd be tempted to...

Dr. West: take a drink.

Eminem: what?

Dr. West: take a drink, you know take the edge off.

Eminem: take the edge off? man if i have a drink i'd already know that's gonna lead me to...

Dr. West: you mean these?

Eminem: no what the fuck?

Dr. West: (voice alters twistedly) marshall what's the matter darling? having some

Eminem: no no no no c'mon man

Dr. West: marshall you gotta believe me, you will never leave me marshall

Eminem: oh fuck you man

Dr. West: marshall..marshall?

Eminem: no no no no no!...

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Bloody October

2009-5-25 2:45:10 阅读21 评论0 252009/05 May25

You have to stop thinking that we are dealing with a normal man here, we-we are dealing with a soulless killing machine, driven by pure animal instinct...

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Stacy's Mom

2009-5-14 2:55:12 阅读33 评论0 142009/05 May14

Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
Stacy's mom has got it goin' on

Stacy, can i come over after school? (after school)
We can hang around by the pool (hng by the pool)
Did your mom get back from her business trip? (business trip)
Is she there, or is she trying to give me the slip? (give me the slip)

You know, I'm not the little boy that I used to be
I'm all grown up now, baby can't you see

Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want and I've waited for so long
Stacy, can't you see you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Stacy's mom

Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
Stacy's mom has got it goin' on

Stacy, do you remember when I mowed your lawn? (mowed your lawn)
Your mom came out with just a towel on (towel on)
I could tell she liked me from the way she stared
And the way she said, "You missed a spot over there"

And I know that you think it's just a fantasy
But since your dad walked out, your mom could use a guy like me

Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want, and I've waited so long
She's all I want, and I've waited so long
Stacy, can't you see you're just not the girl for me
Stacy, can't you see you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong,
I know it might be wrong,
but I'm in love with Stacy's mom
but I'm in love with Stacy's mom
Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want, and I've waited so long
Stacy, can't you see you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong,
Stacy, can't you see you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong,
but I'm in love with Stacy's mom

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人生不如意十有八九

2009-5-7 1:51:00 阅读21 评论0 72009/05 May7

看着对面坐着的那个头发糟乱,领带系的滑稽,穿着传说中15年之久西装,一脸怂样儿,喝口水还要漱漱再咽下去,的法语大学讲师,我下意识并发自肺腑的做出了一个表情,可能此时如果<Lie To me>里的Lightman博士在场的话,他可能会一本正经的操着一口伦敦音说"喔~看!这是厌恶的表情",我这辈子最讨厌没范儿还吹蹩脚牛屄的人了,简直是50多年白活儿了,这点事儿还没看清,你要是20几岁一会儿声称自己爹在捣动轿车出租一会儿又声称是政府官员我可以理解,虚荣心与不成熟的表现么,但这你一会儿说自己买了块铁矿一会儿又吵吵自己没钱投资服装就多少有点说不过去了吧?问题是我他妈还得给你翻译,哦还有当他听到从那个扬基男说出句子里brochure一词的兴奋样儿,可下有一个法语衍生词了是吗?哎呀我滴妈呀,生活就是要如此戏剧性,派出这么一个"天神下凡"的男子在我的面试午餐中亵渎我,这种美妙的角色不用神器级的剧本来陪衬真的是可惜了...

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Mystery, give me some strength

2009-5-2 4:25:29 阅读21 评论0 22009/05 May2

如题

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我要

2009-4-26 14:29:47 阅读29 评论0 262009/04 Apr26

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Naive

2009-4-26 1:03:35 阅读19 评论0 262009/04 Apr26

Naive

I'm not saying it was your fault
Although you could have done more

Oh you're so naive yet so

How could this be done
Your such a smiling sweetheart
Oh and your sweet and pretty face
In such an ugly way
Something so beautiful
That everytime I look inside

I know that she knows that I'm not fond of asking
True or false it may be
She's still out to get me

I may say it was your fault
Cause I know you could have done more

Oh you're so naive yet so

How could this be done
By such a smiling sweetheart
Oh and your sweet and pretty face
In such an ugly way something so beautiful
Everytime I look inside

I know that she knows that I'm not fond of asking
True or false it may be
She's still out to get me

How could this be done
By such a smiling sweetheart

Oh you're so naive yet so

Such an ugly thing
Someone so beautiful
And everytime you're on his side

I know she knows that I'm not fond of asking
True or false it maybe be she's still out to get me

And I know she knows that I'm not fond of asking
True or false it maybe be she's still out to get me

Just don't let me down
Just don't let me down
Hold on to your kite
Just don't let me down
Just don't let me down
Hold on to your kite
Just don't let me down
Just don't let me down
Hold on to this kite
Just don't let me down

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Practice Makes Perfect

2009-4-19 3:23:21 阅读73 评论0 192009/04 Apr19

I believe in "Practice makes perfect". I remember that I was really fascinated with the game Starcraft back in junior high school. Yep of course I was a noob from the very beginning, I always got beaten up by my classmates, gee that was devastating, so I decided to pratice it to stop being a loser. I'd played a lot in the battle net, watched a bunch of replays, I even went to the internet cafe to meet the no.1 Starcraft guy in town. After those so-called hardworks I eventually kicked their asses. Here's a piece of my philosophy, if you wanna do something well, you've got to practice with your passion and wisdom, you gotta love it because the process of practicing something you like is a fascinating journey. I admit that practicing a computer game is kind of unproductive, I know I'd wasted a lot of time which is supposed to be consumed on study, but I never regret it, because that was fun, that was way more meaningful than biting tedious useless books from dawn to midnight, even for the fact I didn't get into a famous high school, because that was worth it.

你就是这么喜欢捉弄人,无论你是老天爷,上帝还是巧合.为什么你非要让我在发完这篇回到主页的时候就随机播放Cute is What We Aim For的Practice Makes Perfect? 结果我又兴致勃勃的把这篇翻了...真是的

So sweet I can hardly speak due to such trauma in my teeth
But your body langauge is telling me that you're worth a pen
So weak I can hardly keep, shaky legs holding up my feet
But your body language is telling me that I'm not to blame
Practice makes perfect
Practice makes perfect sense
I've become what a mother wouldn't want in a son
And I have done a few things I regret
But practice makes perfect
Practice makes perfect sense to me
好甜蜜
受过精神创伤的牙齿让我讲不出话
但是你的身体语言告诉我这一切都是值得的
好懦弱
我几乎不能击败我颤抖的双腿
但是你的身体语言告诉我你并没有责怪我
Practice makes perfect
Practice makes perfect sense

Wake up, first light hearing you calling out
For your criminal court, then you fled the scene upon being let free
Conversation ensue
And I wanna do so many things to you
Sit back to sit, you insist you're ahead
Sit back to sit, yeah that's where I can feel it
Practice makes perfect
Practice makes perfect sense
I've become what a mother wouldn't want in a son
And I have done a few things I regret
I've become what a mother wouldn't want in a son
And I have done what a mother wouldn't want, what a mother wouldn't want in a son
醒醒吧,第一道曙光听到了你的呼唤
在你的刑事法庭上
你悄悄的溜走即便你被宣判自由
有太多的事我要为你做
袖手旁观吧,即使你承认你在得分
袖手旁观吧,是的我感觉得到
Practice makes perfect
Practice makes perfect sense
我成为了妈妈们眼中的坏男孩
我也做过很多后悔的事
我成为了妈妈们眼中的坏男孩
妈妈们眼中的坏男孩